Slow Burned, Not Flavored
Banana and coconut, simmered for hours until they turn dark and chewy. Nothing added, nothing rushed.
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Slow Burned Chews · The Candy You Can't Explain
Pre-Order the First BatchFound in a Bangkok market.
Finished in one sitting.
Flown home in a suitcase. Cooked, Never Faked
Banana and coconut, simmered for hours until they turn dark and chewy. Nothing added, nothing rushed.
Zero artificial banana flavor. It tastes like dark caramel with a story.
A street-stall classic across Thailand and Vietnam.
Travel-proof, desk-proof, never melts.
Slow Cooked. One Problem: Stopping.
18 Pieces
$12
One bag. A test you will fail. You'll want more.
Pre-Order54 Pieces
$30
$10 / Bag
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One to keep, two to explain to people. Saves you six bucks.
Pre-Order108 Pieces
$54
$9 / Bag
Free US Shipping
Six bags. Enough to survive a winter and a few weak moments. 108 pieces. Fifty cents a chew.
Pre-Order23 / 200 Bags Claimed
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We'll email you when the suitcase lands.
Slow Burned Abroad. Flown Home. Gone Fast.
Dark caramel and toffee, with a slow banana-and-coconut warmth underneath. Chewy, glossy, a little smoky at the edges. Not the fake yellow banana you're bracing for. This is the real fruit, cooked until it goes dark.
Real fruit and coconut, slow cooked for hours. No flavorings, no dyes, no preservatives. The full panel is on every bag.
That's what fruit looks like after hours over low heat. No dye. No cocoa. Slow burned, that's it.
Southeast Asia. A street-stall classic across Thailand and Vietnam. Our founder found it in a Bangkok market, ate the whole bag, and started bringing them home in a suitcase. Now we import them properly.
The first batch lands August 2026. Two hundred bags, then it's gone until the next suitcase. Pre-order and we'll email you the moment it's ready to send.